Book Jokes for Kids

It’s April Fools Day and we want to know your little comedians funniest jokes.

Here are some of our favourite book jokes:

  1. My father gave me a really cheap dictionary for my birthday… I couldn’t find the words to thank him.
  2. What do librarians hang over their babies’ cribs?… Bookmobiles.
  3. What has a spine but no bones?… A book.
  4. Which mythological character carried the maps?… Atlas

So maybe we’re not the best at jokes, but these books are full are you make you laugh.

 

The Wonderful World of Dr. Seuss 20 Book Collection  

 

Welcome to the wild and whacky world of Dr Seuss. Have fun with the energetic rhymes and weird and wonderful characters, this collections even includes some of Dr Seuss’ less known titles, adding to the fun of reading this collection.  Get this 20 book set for only £24.99.

Here’s a fun Dr. Seuss, Cat in the Hat joke:

Q: What did the Cat in the Hat order at the restaurant?
A: One fish, two fish, red fish and a blue fish.

Geronimo Stilton (Series 1) 10 Book Collection              Geronimo Stilton (Series 2) 10 Book Collection

                                           

 

Geronimo Stilton is the publisher of THE RODENT’S GAZETTE, Mouse Island’s most famouse newspaper. Follow his crazy adventures searching for the next big story. Geronimo Stilton is not strong, he’s not bold, and he’s DEFINITELY not brave. Adventure?! What’s wrong with staying at home with a box of cheesy chews? Too bad the rest of his family don’t agree.  This series is full of witty cheese-related puns and outrageous silly situations. If your little one is a reluctant reader then they’re going to love this series because it’s full of funny illustrations, engaging font and whacky stories. You can get series 1 for only £14.99 and series for £14.99.

Captain Underpants 10 Book Set

Tra-la-la! A box set with ten Captain Underpants adventures packed with wedgie-power, evil villains and flip-o-rama. When naughty schoolboys George and Harold brought Captain Underpants to life, they never dreamed that through his amazing wedgie-power, Earth would be saved time and time again. Evil villains like Professor Poopypants and the Wicked Wedgie Woman are no match for the waistband warrior. The power of pants is on hand to save humanity! Have you watched the hilariously fun Netflix show: The Epic Tales of Captain Underpants. Get your hands on our 10 books set for only £15.99, that’s only £1.59 per book, you’ve saving a huge £43.91.

Does your child have a favourite joke? Let us know in the comments below!

 

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